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  • The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not preparing their children. When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the Easter Bunny didn't exist, Elijah was God's invisible friend, with any luck Nana would die soon, and if I ever saw a unicorn, I should kill it or catch it for cash. I turned out okay.

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    Sloane Crosley (2012). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.106, Portobello Books
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Sloane Crosley

  • Born: August 3, 1978
  • Occupation: Writer
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