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I was taught that candles are like house cats - domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous. There's no way to know how much of that killer instinct lurks in the darkness. I used to think the house-burning paranoia was the result of some upper-middle-class fear regarding the potential destruction of a half-million-dollar Westchester house the size of a matchbox. But then I realized the fear stemmed from something far less complex: we're not used to fire. Candles are a staple of the Judaic existence and, like many suburban residents before us, we're pretty bad Jews.

Topics
- Knows
- Destruction
- Know How
- Thinking
- Used
- Half
- Dangerous
- Versions
- Paranoia
- Middle
- Existence
- Darkness
- Taught
- Candle
- Killer Instinct
- Results
- Matchboxes
- Million Dollars
- Residents
- Millions
- Complexes
- Staples
- Upper Middle Class
- Jew
- Dollars
- House
- Cat
- Burning
- Fire
- Class
- Middle Class
- Way
- Instinct
- Size
- I Realized
- Killers