Dan Castellaneta Quotes About Funny Simpsons
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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