Jerry Lawler Quotes About Wrestling
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
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I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
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This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
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