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Joan Rivers Quotes About Melissa

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  • On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

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  • "I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."

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  • Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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Joan Rivers

  • Born: June 8, 1933
  • Died: September 4, 2014
  • Occupation: Television Personality
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