Kevin Nealon Quotes
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
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It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
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I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.
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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.
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It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
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It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.
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The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
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They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.
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I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.
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I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.
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I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."
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The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
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I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.
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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.
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