Laurence J. Peter Quotes About Funny
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
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If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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