Russell Baker Quotes About Funny
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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