Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

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  • I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil.

    Seth Grahame-Smith (2010). “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter”, p.63, Hachette UK
  • Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

    Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, p.149, Quirk Books
  • If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.

  • The day Henry made a choice... that some men are just too interesting to die.

  • However, it has long been said that "my enemy's enemy is my friend.

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  • It's absurd to think of 'Pride and Prejudice,' this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make you suspend your disbelief enough to allow you to get lost in the story and believe what you're reading for a while.

  • The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

  • I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.

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  • My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all enemies until such time as we are dead, rendered lame, or married.

    Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, p.252, Quirk Books
  • I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will work tirelessly to destroy you and think of nothing else.

  • I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

  • Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.

    Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, p.33, Quirk Books
  • I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and a relief) that no one in the udience had snickered or yelled out a correction. How could such an error be made by an actor? Had my ears deceived me?

  • We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

  • So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

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  • But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

  • If a novelist has created vivid characters, interesting relationships, settings the reader can easily imagine, and intriguing stories, a screenwriter has loads to work with. The challenge comes with deciding what to cut and what to keep.

  • put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there

  • Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

    Seth Grahame-Smith (2010). “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”, p.172, Hachette UK
  • Miss Bennet, I am quite aware of your superior talent for cutting down the Lord's forsaken flock. I merely mean to spare your gown.' Thank you,' said Elizabeth, composing herself, 'but I should rather my gown be soiled than my honor.

    Seth Grahame-Smith, Jane Austen, Roberto Parada (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance--now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem”, p.163, Chronicle Books
  • My job on 'Dark Shadows' was to make it fun and funny, first and foremost. It can still be dark and it can still even be gory and gothic at times, but it also needed to be fun and it needed to be an experience that people would enjoy having.

    "Seth Grahame-Smith Exclusive Interview THE HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER; Updates on DARK SHADOWS, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, and ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. March 24, 2011.
  • What makes a good book and what makes a good movie are totally different things.

    "Seth Grahame-Smith Exclusive Interview THE HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER; Updates on DARK SHADOWS, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, and ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. March 24, 2011.
  • ‎And when this intoxication has worn away... when every desire is fulfilled and every language learned- when there are no more distant cities to explore; no classics to be studied; not another coin to be stuffed in to one's coffers- what then? One can have all the comforts of the world, but what use are they if there is no comfort in them?

  • I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

  • 
…Abe didn’t say a word. He made straight for his journal and wrote down a single sentence. One that would radically alter the course of his life, and bring a fledgeling nation to the brink of collapse.
I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

    America   Vampire   Made  
    "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". Book by Seth Grahame-Smith, April 29, 2010.
  • I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

  • I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.

  • Real power... comes not from hate, but from truth.

    "Fictional character: Henry Sturges". "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter", 2012.
  • I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.

  • It is their nature, beautiful and simple. That you would destroy such beings, Mr. Lincoln, such superior creatures, seems madness to me.” “That you speak of them with such reverence, Mr. Poe, seems madness to me.” "Can you imagine it? Can you imagine seeing the universe through such eyes? Laughing in the face of time and death—the world your Garden of Eden? Your library? Your harem?

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