Funny Commencement Quotes
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Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.
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Go, and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.
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You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.
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The things taught in schools & colleges are not an education but the means of education.
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Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.
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You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
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Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.
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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.
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Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.
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Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
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The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
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You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
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It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning.
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Openness isn't the end. It's the beginning.
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You are the guy who'll decide where to go.
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Nothing worth knowing can be taught.
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
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It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
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You might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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