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  • I have heard that hysterical women say They are sick of the palette and fiddle-bow, Of poets that are always gay

    Gay   Sick   Poetry  
    William Butler Yeats (2000). “The Collected Poems of W. B. Yeats”, p.250, Wordsworth Editions
  • Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of hysterical laughter.

    Baby   Laughter   Answers  
    Keith Laumer (2016). “Night of Delusions”, p.28, Hachette UK
  • My heart was a hysterical unreliable organ.

    Vladimir Nabokov (2016). “Lolita”, p.142, Hamilton Books
  • The dark dangerous forest is still there, my friends. Beyond the space of the astronauts and the astronomers, beyond the dark, tangled regions of Freudian and Jungian psychiatry, beyond the dubious psi-realms of Dr. Rhine, beyond the areas policed by the commissars and priests and motivations-research men, far, far beyond the mad, beat, half-hysterical laughter... the utterly unknown still is and the eerie and ghostly lurk, as much wrapped in mystery as ever.

    Fritz Leiber (2016). “The Second Fritz Leiber MEGAPACK®”, p.91, Wildside Press LLC
  • I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.

  • To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical... smoke grass.

    Stupid   Mad   Peaceful  
  • I caught the look Benjamin gave me. "What?" "Nothing. We just thought a svetocha would be more, well, difficult." Leon's mouth twitched. "I do seriously want a slushie." I tried a tentative smile. I definitely liked him now. "I haven't had one in ages. Maybe the guys outside—the double blonds—would want one, too?" For some reason Leon found that utterly fricking hysterical. He snorted and chuckled all the way through Housewares to the Health and Beauty section, and even Benjamin unbent enough to grin.

    Guy   Age   Way  
  • It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.

    Stephen King (2016). “Different Seasons”, p.88, Simon and Schuster
  • America can be a very hysterical country intellectually and very puritanical, too. You probably have fun in private, but to the rest of the world you seem to hate fun - to be big on agendas and short on spontaneity. The image you present is one of appalling conformity. The thought police is what you are ruled by.

    Country   Fun   Hate  
    Source: progressive.org
  • People were hysterical about Communism the way people today are hysterical about flag burning. I'm really against these people who try to show that they're great patriots, because they're not thinking, they're just being hysterical.

    Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
  • Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr. Pain..." "Vee-" "Knock, knock." "This is really important-" "Knock, knock." "It's about Elliot-" "Knock, knoooock," she said in a singsong voice. I sighed. "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Boo-hoo, somebody's crying, and it's not me!" She broke into hysterical laughter.

  • Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

    Atheist   Eye   Doctors  
  • I love the way the American trade magazines never give anybody a bad review because they're afraid the advertising will be taken out. It's so hysterical.

    "Elton John: The Rolling Stone Interview". Interview with Paul Gambaccini, www.rollingstone.com. August 16, 1973.
  • Democrats are channeling their frustration with America's imminent military victory in Afghanistan into hysterical opposition to reasonable national security measures at home. (Incidentally, this ought to prove once and for all what a bunch of paper tigers the Russians are. What were they doing over there for 10 years? It hasn't taken us 10 weeks.)

    Military   Taken   Home  
  • If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing.

    Harry S. Truman (1967). “The Quotable Harry S. Truman”, Anderson, S.C. : Droke House, distributed by Grosset & Dunlap
  • Mankind became hysterical in the Middle Ages because it poorly repressed the sexual impressions of its Greek boyhood.

    Greek   Age   Boyhood  
    Karl Kraus (1976). “Half-truths & one-and-a-half truths: selected aphorisms”
  • Music should always be polarizing. What one person likes, somebody else hates. And I hate that kind of snobbery in pop music. The fact that so many people are getting upset over this one song is hysterical. And if people like it, that's great.

    Song   Hate   People  
    "Simon Cowell Thinks Rebecca Black Has The X Factor!". Interview with Cosmo Girl, www.seventeen.com. April 11, 2011.
  • You want the vote so badly that you think it worth while to become hysterical over it.' 'There is not much hysteria in the movement, only hysteria is the thing that strikes a hysterical press as most worthy of note.

    Stella Benson (1916). “I Pose”
  • The Christ is a myth. The Holy Ghost Priestcraft overshadowed the harlot Superstition; this Christ was born; and the Joseph of humanity, beguiled by the Gabriel of credulity, was induced to support the family. But the soldiers of Reason have crucified the illegitimate impostor, he is dead; and the ignorant disciples and hysterical women who still linger about the cross should take his body down and bury it.

  • Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

    People   Ironic   Moments  
    "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • It doesn't eat meat." I said. "It's a herbivore. It's like a big cow." Denna looked at me and started to laugh. Not hysterical laughter, but the helpless laughter of someone who's just heard something so funny they can't help but bubble over with it. She put her hands over her mouth and shook with it, the only sound was a low huffing that escaped through her fingers. There was another flash of blue fire from below. Denna froze midlaugh, then took her hands away from her mouth. She looked at me, her eyes wide, and spoke softly with a slight quaver in her voice, "Mooooo.

    Laughter   Eye   Fire  
  • If he didn't get out of here - right now - Harrier was either going to break into hysterical laughter or strangle somebody.

    Mercedes Lackey, James Mallory (2009). “The Phoenix Transformed: Book Three of the Enduring Flame”, p.189, Macmillan
  • There are really two types of laughter on the part of the spectator. There is the laughter of recognition - which means seeing things you're familiar with and laughing at yourself. But there's also hysterical laughter - a way of dealing with the things we see that upset us.

    Laughter   Mean   Two  
    "No pain, no gain" by Stuart Jeffries, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2001.
  • I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

    Twitter post from Jun 20, 2011
  • Hysterical? Neuractic? I am all that ain't more than juggernaut!

  • Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say that?” “Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?

    Men   Skirts   Dames  
  • We all watched Al open the door. Turning, he waved to us, then passed the threshold. The door shut behind him. I waited for something to happen. Nothing did. “This isn’t good,” Quen said. I choked back my burst of laughter, knowing it would come out sounding hysterical.

  • I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

    Phones   Cells   Tears  
    Sloane Crosley (2008). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.35, Penguin
  • I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical.

  • I think that 'Family Guy' is hysterical. It's edgy and hip - and they can do whatever they want to do because it's animated and they're not limited by budget.

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