Pregnancy Test Quotes

• Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.

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  Gabriel Iglesias

  Pregnancy   Beer   Order  

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• When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.

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  Danica McKellar

  Baby   Real   Pregnancy  

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• And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

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  Lizz Winstead

  Pregnancy   Home   Thinking  

  Lizz Winstead (2012). “Lizz Free or Die: Essays”, p.51, Penguin

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• I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

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  Gabriel Iglesias

  Pregnancy   Tests   Clue  

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• Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'

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  Daniel Tosh

  Funny   Pregnancy   Home  

  "Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

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• You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you

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  Cindy Margolis

  Pregnancy   Negative   Tests  

  "Margolis tackles off-screen challenge" By Kat Carney, www.cnn.com. May 9, 2003.

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