Smart Ass Quotes

• If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

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  Ricky Gervais

  Smart   Odd One   Idiot  

  "Ghost Town - Ricky Gervais interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude.

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  Brownie McGhee

  Attitude   Smart   Boys  

  3592

• Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

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  John Krasinski

  Smart   Boston   People  

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• You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

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  Josh Lanyon

  Smart   Faces   Kind  

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• Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

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  Letty Cottin Pogrebin

  Smart   Boys   Female  

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• It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-ass.

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  Douglas Adams

  Smart   Science   Lynching  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.57, Pan Macmillan

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• Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to Hugh Jackman. Why Hugh Jackman? I dunno; come up with your own example, smart-ass.

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  Doug Benson

  Smart   Winning   People  

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