Albert Einstein Quotes About Funny
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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.
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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut
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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
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Albert Einstein
- Born: March 14, 1879
- Died: April 18, 1955
- Occupation: Theoretical Physicist
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