Dave Chappelle Quotes About Comedy
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
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Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
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Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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