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Quotes › Authors › D › Douglas Adams › If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fi
  • If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

    Douglas Adams: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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