Garrison Keillor Quotes About Funny
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
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The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
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A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
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There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
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