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George Carlin Quotes About Airplane

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Airplane! Here are collected all the quotes about Airplane starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of George Carlin about Airplane. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

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    George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

  • If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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  • If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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