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George Carlin Quotes About Holiday

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Holiday! Here are collected all the quotes about Holiday starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 976 sayings of George Carlin about Holiday. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

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  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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  • If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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