George Carlin Quotes About Inspirational
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
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Meow” means “woof” in cat.
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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