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We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Time! Here are collected all the quotes about Time starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of George Carlin about Time. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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    George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

  • Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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  • The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

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    George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

  • The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

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    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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