George Carlin Quotes About Water
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Let me get a sip of water here... you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know why? Because I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water. I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.
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The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
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If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.
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