Gypsy Rose Lee Quotes
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I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
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God is love, but get it in writing.
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It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
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Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
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I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
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God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
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A naked dog for a naked lady.
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The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
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Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.
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I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
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You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
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I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
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She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
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