Helen Rowland Quotes About Marriage

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  • It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

    Marriage   Men  
    Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”
  • Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

  • A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

    "A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl". Book by Helen Rowland. Chapter: "Second Marriages", 1922.
  • A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

    Funny   Marriage  
    A Guide to Men prelude (1922)
  • Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

    Funny   Marriage  
  • Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

    Marriage   Men  
    Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.73, Lulu.com
  • When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

    Funny   Marriage  
    Quoted in Evan Esar, The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949)
  • In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

  • Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

  • When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

    Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.70, Lulu.com
  • One man's folly is another man's wife.

    Funny   Marriage   Men  
  • Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

    Funny   Marriage  
    Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.53, Lulu.com
  • After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

    Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.45, Lulu.com
  • Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

    Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.39, Lulu.com
  • There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

    Helen Rowland (2017). “A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”, p.22, Litres
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