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Quotes › Authors › J › Johnny Carson › If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
  • If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

    Johnny Carson: If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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