Lily Tomlin Quotes About Funny
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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