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Quotes › Authors › S › Shemp Howard › There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink..
  • There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

    Shemp Howard: There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.
    Shemp Howard
    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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