Woody Allen Quotes About Inspirational
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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