Douche Bag Quotes

• When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

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  Dane Cook

  Falling In Love   People   Bags  

  "Dane Cook: A Stand-Up Comic on the Rise". "Day to Day" with Alex Chadwick, www.npr.org. December 1, 2005.

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• Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

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  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Father   Hands   Bags  

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• April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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  Ed Helms

  Giving   Advice   Bags  

  "The Daily Show". TV Series, m.imdb.com. 1996-.

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• Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]

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  Kevin Hearne

  Emo   Couple   Taken  

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• Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

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  Corey Taylor

  Memorable   Car   Bags  

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