Momma Quotes
The best sayings about Momma that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.
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Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday
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Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
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She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.
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Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.
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Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.
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Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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I love her (Lucifer), with all my heart. She said that she would give me greatness, status, placement above the others. A match made in heaven, set the fires in hell. The devil on me. Game got my soul. Momma said beware of what the devil do. Tell'em that your soul's not for sale. Every dream is designed and broadcasted from the masters to the masses.
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As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.
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Bad moments don't make bad mommas.
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Kodachrome, it gives us those nice bright colors Gives us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah! I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph So momma, don't take my Kodachrome away.
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I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature. Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected. One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society.
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Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.
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My mom missed meals on several occasions because there was only enough food to feed all of us. My mom didn't have a bed until I was 15 years old. She slept on a couch... I remember laying with her, like I used to sleep with my mom until I was like 12. I was a big baby; I'm a momma's boy. But my mom is my best friend, and never let me down, ever.
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I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education.
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I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.
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My father was married to mother 'til the day he died, for over 64 years. He's why I kept trying to get the marriage thing right. All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.
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The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible things happen in the world, and they're things no one can explain. Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone. Sometimes it seems like it's only the bad people who stay healthy and prosper. The world don't love you, but your momma does and so do I.
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Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.
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Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us away from our ghosts and ancestors, who cried salty rivers into the sand. That's where Momma was now, wailing at the water's edge, while her girls were pulled out of sight under white sails that cracked in the wind.
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Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
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His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?
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Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe
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Theres nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example.
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Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.
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If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun.
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I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It’s right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting.
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After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
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