Old Boyfriend Quotes

• Does she still love you?" "I don't think so," Magnus said dryly. "She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I've got an eighteen year-old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn't." Alec sputtered. "As the person being objectified, I ... object to that description of me.

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  Cassandra Clare

  Love You   Thinking   Years  

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1827, Simon and Schuster

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• Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

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  Richelle Mead

  Girlfriend   Want   Helping  

  Richelle Mead (2010). “Spirit Bound: A Vampire Academy Novel”, p.80, Penguin

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• A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

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  Erma Bombeck

  Funny   Cute   Friends  

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media

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• A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.

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  Erma Bombeck

  Husband   Wife   Goes On  

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media

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• I’m sorry, you just remind me of someone. (Rose) Old boyfriend? (Gallagher) No, my great-grandfather. (Rose) That’s not particularly flattering. I thought I looked rather good for my age. (Gallagher)

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  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Sorry   Rose   Grandfather  

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• Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore."... He turned from me with a sigh. "I need a drink."... "Oh, good. That'll fix everything. I'm glad in a world gone mad, you've still got your old standbys."... "What do you expect me to do?" he asked. "You could... You could... Well, now that you're here, you could help us. Plus, this guy we're meeting. He's another spirit user."... "Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. " He turned away again, and I heard him mutter, "I need two drinks."

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  Richelle Mead

  Dream   Girlfriend   Reality  

  "Spirit Bound". Book by Richelle Mead, May 18, 2010.

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• What's it like going back? Fun and sexy. That's the point. It's - the only reason to go back to an old boyfriend is because you think hmm, maybe.

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  Stephanie March

  Sexy   Fun   Thinking  

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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• But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike any of her old boyfriends. And maybe who you fell for and who you eventually loved wasn't rational, no matter how hard you tried to list pros and cons and sum the results. You couldn't think your way through it, not all the way. Maybe just the scent of somebody carried more weight than everything else put together.

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  Charles Frazier

  Thinking   Light   Bullshit  

  Charles Frazier (2011). “Nightwoods: A Novel”, p.154, Random House

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• My dad once told me that he would rather I had an old boyfriend than a tall boyfriend. I don't know why, I think he's just feels stressed by... He' not that short I just think the idea of a really tall guy is super anxiety producing to him. And now I'm with neither old guy nor a very tall guy. So everything has worked out perfectly.

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  Lena Dunham

  Dad   Thinking   Ideas  

  Source: www.teachingbooks.net

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