Bob Thaves Quotes
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Money talks — but credit has an echo.
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A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
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The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
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My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
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Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
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People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
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When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
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I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
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I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
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I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
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It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
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