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Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't wa
Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck, Bil Keane (2011). “Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!”, p.95, Fawcett
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