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Quotes › Authors › G › George Carlin › Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but wha
  • Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

    George Carlin: Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.
    George Carlin
    1732
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