Jenny Lawson Quotes About House
-
A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't give me cholera.
→ -
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.
→ -
Grandpa did everything at his own pace, a speed that my sister and I referred to as 'when snails attack.' ... My grandparents' house was only about ten miles from ours, but the ride there would necessitate sandwiches packed for the trip, and several books to keep us occupied.
→
Related Authors
-
David Sedaris Humorist -
Craig Ferguson Talk show host -
Jen Lancaster Author -
Cheryl Strayed Novelist -
Dave Eggers Writer -
Darren Rowse Blogger -
Amy Sedaris Actress -
Ira Glass Radio personality -
Caitlin Moran Columnist -
Sarah Vowell Author -
Catherine Sanderson Blogger -
David Foster Wallace Novelist -
Bill Bryson Author -
Kurt Vonnegut Writer -
Heather Armstrong Blogger -
Augusten Burroughs Writer -
Joan Didion Author -
Ree Drummond Blogger -
David Rakoff Writer -
Chuck Klosterman Author