• I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

    Rodney Dangerfield: I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
    "It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs". Book by Rodney Dangerfield, p. 4, 2004.