Certified Public Accountant Quotes

• I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

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  Bob Newhart

  Inspirational   Funny   Graduation  

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• The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

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  W. C. Fields

  Giving   Income   Tails  

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• Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.

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  Elizabeth McCracken

  Car   People   Personality  

  Elizabeth McCracken (2013). “The Giant's House”, p.7, Random House

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• I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

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  Elvis Presley

  Funny   Business   Humor  

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• The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant. We cannot train children along chicken wire to make them grow in the right direction. Tying them to stakes is frowned upon, even in Massachusetts.

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  Ellen Goodman

  Children   Artist   Average  

  Ellen Goodman (1986). “Close to Home”, Fawcett Books

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