Santa Clause Quotes

• Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods.

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  J. K. Rowling

  Garden   Thinking   Fishing  

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• Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals and purposes as noted by sane existentialists. But a lot of transcendentalists are utter screwballs.

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  Albert Ellis

  Goal   Soul   Purpose  

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• We laughed about all the kids who believed in the Santa Clause myth and got nothing but a bunch of cheap plastic toys. 'Years from now, when all the junk they got is broken and long forgotten,' Dad said, ' you'll still have your stars.

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  Jeannette Walls

  Stars   Dad   Kids  

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• Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

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  Henny Youngman

  Funny   Easter   Humor  

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• Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?

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  Jon Bon Jovi

  Inspiring   Christmas   Dream  

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• Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

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  Daniel Handler

  Santa   Shirts   Melville  

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• When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.

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  Leonard Maltin

  Sentimental   Santa   Kind  

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• You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.

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  David Letterman

  Holiday   Feelings   News  

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• An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The whole system of interventionism collapses when the fountain is drained off: The Santa Clause principle liquidates itself.

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  Ludwig von Mises

  Philosophy   Forever   Principles  

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• God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.

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  Claudia Gray

  Joking Around   Santa   Easier  

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• Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

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  Tim Allen

  Reality   Denver   Flight  

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• Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

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  Emma Watson

  Real   Believe   Wish  

  FaceBook post by Emma Watson from May 30, 2012

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