Drew Carey Quotes
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One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
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I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
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