Authors
Topics
About
Authors
:
Choose...
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Topics
:
Choose...
0-9
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes
›
Authors
›
F
›
Frank Carson
›
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson
3890
← Prev
Next →
Topics
Edges
Files
Ifs
Use
Pieces
Humor
Mates
Funny
Related Authors
Jasper Carrott
Comedian
Cilla Black
Singer
Richard Curtis
Screenwriter
Tommy Cooper
Comedian
Victoria Wood
Comedian
Lenny Henry
Stand-up comedian
Bernard Manning
Comedian
Tracey Ullman
Actress
Ronnie Corbett
Actor
Ken Dodd
Comedian
Bob Monkhouse
Writer
Les Dawson
Comedian
Robbie Coltraine
Actor
Jim Davidson
Comedian
Mick Miller
Comedian
Dawn French
Actress
Bruce Forsyth
Presenter
Paul O'Grady
Comedian
Jennifer Saunders
Comedian
Tom O'Connor
Comedian
Popular Topics
Homies
Lacan
Crooked Lines
Conservation
New York Stock
Concern For Others
Black Feminist
Big Events
Glowing
Cold Water
Time Heals All
Old Testament
Unbearable Lightness
Globalism
Toil
Soccer Player
Portraying
Denmark
Lama
Wrong Friends
Authors
Topics
About Us
Contact Us
Terms
Privacy Policy