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Quotes › Authors › F › Frank Carson › My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges
  • My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.

    Frank Carson: My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
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