Hannibal Buress Quotes About Funny
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I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
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Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the door. That's not the way to win an argument with a taxi driver. The way to win is you get out of the cab and you leave the door open. And then he has to step out and come around and close that door. And while he's doing that, I'm on the other side opening the other doors-and we just go around and around and around, and I got my own Benny Hill situation going on in life.
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We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.
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