Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About School
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You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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