Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About You Might Be A Redneck If
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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
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You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
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You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
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You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
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You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
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You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
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You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
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You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
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You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
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You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
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You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
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You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
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