• I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

    Phyllis Diller: I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
    Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.116, Penguin