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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice o
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller
"Fearless and Funny: When Comedy Was Queen" by Michael R. Drew and Robert J. Hughes, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2012.
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