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Quotes › Authors › R › Richard Jeni › If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so
  • If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

    Richard Jeni: If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
    Richard Jeni
    1802
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