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Celebrate what you want to see more of.
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
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We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...not looking for flaws, but for potential.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
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The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
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I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
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Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
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From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
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Let each new year find you a better person.
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What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"
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The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.
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May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!
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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
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the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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