Mother In Law Quotes
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A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.
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My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
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My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
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There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them and makes it hard for them to live together. But the fact that in civilized societies mothers-in-law are such a favourite subject for jokes seems to me to suggest that the emotional relation involved includes sharply contrasted components. I believe, that is, that this relation is in fact an 'ambivalent' one, composed of conflicting affectionate and hostile impulses.
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My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
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I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
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My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
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A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
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The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.
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I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.
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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
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We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
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My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
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I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
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The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.
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I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in.
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One of the things for me, as a biographer, that is so significant is for Eleanor Roosevelt - the child who never had a home of her own, who lives in her grandmother's home and then goes to school and then gets married and lives in her mother-in-law's homes, and then in public housing (like the White House and the State House) - housing becomes for Eleanor Roosevelt the most important issue.
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I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
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You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the hormonal carp was present." "Marshall!" "She blew me a new one, as you would say.""She ripped you a new one," I correct. "The word blow has an entirely different meaning. I suggest you remove it from your lexicon.
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I love my mother-in-law and I think I'm a really good one, too.
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The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.
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The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
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The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.
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To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.
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My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.
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a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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