Bruce Baum Quotes

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  • I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

    Funny   Home   Shopping  
  • I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

    Funny   Witty   Humorous  
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