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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.95, Hachette UK
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